AISubs v3.7
- Yadon's Out! - Yadon's Out!
- The first strawberry-eating big eater championship! - Yay!
- Let's go! - Who's going to win the most?
- I hate this! - This is it!
- You guys... - I hate strawberries.
- Don't eat strawberries! - Huh?
- It hurts! - Are you kidding me?!
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- Self-restraint, self-restraint, self - restraint... - It hurts!
- You'll lose your stress! - I can't help it!
- It's too much! - This is...
- Ibemaru's stress is building up! - Yeah!
- In ten seconds, someone will die! - Hurry up and eat it!
- Hurry up and eat it!
- Since we're not filming... - Damn it!
- We have no choice but to relieve Ibemaru's stress! - Yeah!
- This is nostalgic! - No more strawberry-eating!
- We're suspended! - Let's do it again next time!
- Today, in order to relieve Ibemaru's stress...
- We'll use Tokai-on-ya's self-made stress relief goods...
- And relieve Ibemaru's stress! - Yes!
- Ibemaru's stress isn't limited to Ibemaru, right? - Yeah.
- It's building up. - It's building up.
- It's okay for everyone to make stress relief goods by watching us do it!
- It's okay for us to relieve Ibemaru's stress by watching us do it!
- So today, we're going to relieve Ibemaru's stress!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- You're fast! - Can't you just hand it over to me?
- You're not a stress-mami yet, right? - You're right.
- You're basically a stress-mami... - You're blurring my face!
- I'll relieve your stress in order, so please wait for me. - Okay.
- Hurry up and bring it over! - Okay!
- I'm sorry for making you work so hard! - Yeah...
- I'm tired! - Don't be tired!
- "Tired" is a big word! - I'm tired!
- I'm ready! - Okay!
- Please raise your hands! - One, two...
- Hey! - Oh!
- What's this?! - This is...
- A boxing bag that you can hit with an explosive punch! - Oh!
- I see. - There's a lot of thin plastic bags wrapped around it.
- That's right! You can buy it on Amazon and stuff. - Yeah, the thick ones.
- Doesn't it feel good when you hit it like "bang"? - Yeah.
- You can get pretty big with it. - That's right!
I like it a lot, and I thought it'd feel good if I bought a lot of it and got hit with a punch.
- That's why I made it. - I see.
- It looks like a dildo to me. - Why are you wearing it?
- I'm the one wearing it! - I think so, too!
- Don't make me mad! - I did it.
You hate it, huh?
Mom, you worry too much about me and send me too many LINE messages!
- Oh! - I see.
- It's a little more sticky. - It's black and black.
- Besides, it's okay to send me LINE messages, right? - It's okay.
- I like it. - Let's hold it.
- Let's hold it and send it. - Let's do it.
You bastard!
My ear!
They're stuck in your ear.
This is bad!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHidian
I'll take it.
You take care of it.
I'll take care of it.
It's okay!
Oh!
What's going on?
I was surprised as soon as I closed my eyes.
Isn't guitar great?
Yeah, it's great.
The power of music and the feeling of playing it.
That's what is granted in the guitar, but...
Is it granted?
[Laughter]
- Don't do it! - I'm prepared for it.
A cool way of resolving stress is...
when a rock musician hits a guitar.
- Oh! - Oh!
He hits it like "bang!" and it feels good, but...
once it's broken, you feel bad about it.
- "I did it!" - "I did it!" You must feel that way.
This is a goodie that eliminates that.
It's a guitar that can break infinitely!
- Oh! - Wow!
The acoustic guitar here can break infinitely.
- Wow! - Wow!
It's a super strong magnet.
If you stick it together and press it again...
it breaks instantly.
I'm going to hit it and break it.
- Oh! - Oh!
Interesting!
This is what it looks like.
- Oh, it's stopped. - It's broken.
[Laughter]
It's broken horizontally and vertically.
- I've never seen something like this before. - It's dangerous if you leave it to me.
- Oh, you can do it like this. - It's pretty rough.
- Thank you, I'm leaving it to you. - No, it's okay.
- It's okay? - It's okay now that I've finished pulling it out.
- Don't worry, don't worry. - This is the opposite.
- It's the opposite, but... - Let's say it's a guitar like this first.
- Then I'll hold this side and... - Oh, I'm going to get angry.
- What? Is it a broken guitar? - It's a broken guitar.
- Stop it!
- I'm angry! I'm angry! - Why are you touching it?!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - This can't be happening!
- Bring me the next one! - Okay, let's go.
- What do you want?! - He's at his limit!
- Well, well, well, well... - What?
- Well, well, well, well... - Oh, it's opened!
- When you eat something delicious, you open your mouth, right? - That's right.
- So I'm going to make you eat something delicious and open your mouth.
- I made this last night. - Really?!
- Eat it, Imemaru. - Okay!
- Wow! - Amazing!
- Isn't it amazing?! - It's amazing!
- You can eat it! - Can I eat it?
- What is this?! - This is crazy!
- I spent about five hours making this apple. You can eat it!
- I'm going to eat this part of me.
- I'm going to eat this part of me! - Thank you for the food!
- Five hours?!
- It's completely destroyed. - What is it?
- It's definitely not an apple!
- What? - Well, an apple is an apple.
- It's not like it's delicious or anything. - You're mistaken.
- Your reaction was wrong. - What's your stress level now? - Well, about half of it.
- There's still a lot of stress left. - It's pretty much half of the stress you and I ate.
- It's fun to see it go up and down. - Lastly, if you have this much stress relief, you won't have stress anymore.
- I'm going home. - I'm going home.
- If you don't get rid of your stress here, we'll end up like this. - This is bad.
- Okay, please open your eyes! - Ready, set...
- What is this? - What is this? - What is this? - What is this? - What is this? - Wow.
- This is an automatic heel drop device. - Wow!
- Heels drop is the most insulting technique. - It's not dark, is it? - It's the most insulting thing.
- It's hard, isn't it? If you don't drop it formally. - You can experience it automatically with the power of this rubber band.
- Wow! - If you get rid of your stress by using this rubber band, you can pull this string and it will go up.
- You can just do it normally, right? - Yes. - Here's a dangerous minion. - Okay, let's go.
- It's up, it's up, it's up! - It's not like this anymore.
- You can do it a little more, Genji. - Oh, oh, oh! - What is it? - What is this? - His back to the camera.
- Oh, is it coming up? - Here I go!
- Three, two, one... Fire! Fire! Fire!
- What just happened? How many times did it go up? - This world is too big for me to keep up with.
- Just now, the axis was twisted here and when it came up, it went up like this. - It's like a dream world.
- I want to see it again. - Can you set it up again, Shibata?
- I couldn't do it. - Come on, Shibata!
- My legs fell off a little early. - It's faster for humans to do it.
- It's a problem for us to fall by ourselves. - Stretching with two people is over.
- I can't think of anything right now. - Smiling is the best way to think about it.
- This is too stupid. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- This is really stupid. - You thought about it well.
- And you just put it on. - There's no twist in it.
- We may have thought too much about it. - It doesn't make sense at all.
- I don't think I've ever laughed like that in my life. - The first step in life is to laugh and live with others.
- I've been told too much important things. - If you have a friend like me, please make a video like this and make them laugh.
- This was the key to getting through this era. - That's a great idea.